
Poems and an occasional Essay
Ruminations of an Angry Cow
Your Self-Proclaimed Title Has Been Revoked
if you are pro-war,
pro-death penalty,
and anti-gun control
then you’ll need a new title
It Wasn’t Humane to Start With
I looked up the word “humane”
in your dictionary and, holy shit,
you are not going to believe
how wonderful it sounds
Never the Right Time to be Silent
We were protesting violence
when violence met us
Gun in hand, firing
Earth Enters Hospice Care
The diagnosis was terminal,
the patient’s suffering evident,
from being battered and neglected
through her many years
Intelligent Life on Earth
If they sounded to us like lions
or elephants or seals,
we could call them unintelligent,
never hearing their appeals
Two All-Death Patties on a Sesame Seed Bun
Two slices of death
from the bleeding remains
of the mothers whose babies
we ground into veal
But, Sure, Let’s Examine How We Think They Would Have Thought About Today (Maybe They Can Tweet from the Grave)
Dirt from the grave
graces their otherwise
distinguished appearance
Where Did You Think Bison Got Their Protein?
All plants have protein
Every single fucking one!!
A Picture is Worth a Thousand Sales
Our packaging is stale,
out of touch,
old school,
reeking of 1990s
A Hint of Humanity Was Asked, But You Denied Even That
You can oblige the change from
Prince Rogers Nelson to a singular moniker
or even, for a time, (insert image here)
Science Spoke (Again) But You Decided Not to be Sustainable Because “Vegans Are Pushy”
There were millions of us
splashing and bobbing,
not knowing how much longer
we could stay afloat
When Breathing is Considered Optional
When will continued shouts
of “I can’t breathe”
be enough
Unlike the Wolf
“I need meat to eat,
that is perfectly clear,
I have canine teeth”
Just like the deer
Not Essential Enough
Essential, we called you, as you placed our packages near our tightly closed back door
Impeaching the Motherfucker
If you were Christian, and the president of your country called for a complete shut down of all Christians entering the country,
The Less Peaceful View From the Other Side of the Line
“Isn’t this fun?”
the father says to his son
Your Order Will Be Waiting at the Second Window
That is, if your way
is ground muscle tissue,
capillaries and blood,