Ruminations of an Angry Cow

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How to Kill a Lobster Without Feeling Bad About It

Dead, processed, packaged

Once swimming around

Plunging into boiling water

A painful death

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She’s rosebuds in early May

She’s love

Early love

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Congress finds that no method of slaughter shall be deemed humane

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cry on your own

Don't cry in the real world

Don't go in the real world