
Poems and an occasional Essay
Ruminations of an Angry Cow
We Both Got an F on Our Animal-Eating Test
Wait. You said I was silly
You went on and on about protein
You said God gave you animals to eat
I Was Just Wondering
We’ve demonized immigrants,
locked children in crates,
and I was just wondering,
now are we great?
Rape Culture Interrogation
Why were you out late?
Were you being a flirt?
Did you have any drinks?
How short was your skirt?!
The Endless Wait for the Right Time
“This is not the right place”
lunch counter, football field, Edmund Pettis Bridge
The Hidden Crimes of MacDonald, O.
The picture he painted
sure was rosy
when he sang his little song
God Gave Us Animals to Eat!
Your horns will be cut off because "oops," God didn't mean for you to have those.
Your Self-Proclaimed Title Has Been Revoked
if you are pro-war,
pro-death penalty,
and anti-gun control
then you’ll need a new title
It Wasn’t Humane to Start With
I looked up the word “humane”
in your dictionary and, holy shit,
you are not going to believe
how wonderful it sounds
Never the Right Time to be Silent
We were protesting violence
when violence met us
Gun in hand, firing
Earth Enters Hospice Care
The diagnosis was terminal,
the patient’s suffering evident,
from being battered and neglected
through her many years
Intelligent Life on Earth
If they sounded to us like lions
or elephants or seals,
we could call them unintelligent,
never hearing their appeals
Two All-Death Patties on a Sesame Seed Bun
Two slices of death
from the bleeding remains
of the mothers whose babies
we ground into veal
But, Sure, Let’s Examine How We Think They Would Have Thought About Today (Maybe They Can Tweet from the Grave)
Dirt from the grave
graces their otherwise
distinguished appearance
Where Did You Think Bison Got Their Protein?
All plants have protein
Every single fucking one!!
A Picture is Worth a Thousand Sales
Our packaging is stale,
out of touch,
old school,
reeking of 1990s
A Hint of Humanity Was Asked, But You Denied Even That
You can oblige the change from
Prince Rogers Nelson to a singular moniker
or even, for a time, (insert image here)