Ruminations of an Angry Cow

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Dinner Plate Refugees

Happy Cows?! Humanely Raised Hens?!

Have you been hitting grandpa’s liquor again?

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Our babies’ milk is taken from us

Until it slows, then the knife

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I looked up the word “humane”

in your dictionary and, holy shit,

you are not going to believe

how wonderful it sounds

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My screams

are the only things

that will escape today

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Old MacDonald

killed my family

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With happy castration,

how we frolic away

while elastic bands squeeze our nuts

waiting for eventual decay

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Blood gushes from my neck

Rib roast, Chuck steak, Brisket

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Crudely drawn, without my consent,

holding a sign for your advertisement

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Happy Cows?!

Are you fucking nuts?!