
Poems and an occasional Essay
Ruminations of an Angry Cow
An Elephant’s Lament
Someone once told me, and I never forget,
that I need meat for protein. Well… shit!
There Are Times I Feel Like John Turturro
I’ve spent many a night with John Turturro
Well, to be fair, he was using
a different name at the time
What Exactly Did You Think Old MacDonald Did With Those Cows?
Old MacDonald
killed my family
When You Tweet from Your Toilet, the Whole World Smells Your Shit
If you deleted the tweets
laced with racism,
sexism, or xenophobia…
Racism Is a Parasite
It cannot be conquered by being ignored,
by pretending it does not exist,
Hen Menstruation Not Required
We invented the wheel, sliced bread, chairs that fold,
and a way to tell who was calling before we answered the phone
How Lucky We Didn’t Kill You
Pointless political pageantry
where our blood-thirsty "saviors"
will still fully savor the flesh
of finely roasted death
I’ll Take “White Fragility” for 600, Alex
How can we grow in this country, as white people, and think our work is done? That we somehow avoid racism with our good intentions
They Do Not Give, We Only Take
No cow committed suicide
simply because you looked hungry
and you don’t care for squash
Memories That Dance in the Rain
Childhood memories tiptoe,
twist, tango, and tap dance
their way among the drops
Compassion Beyond the Page
You didn’t turn the pages hoping Wilbur,
despite Charlotte’s best intentions,
would still lie sliced upon Zuckerman’s plate
“All Lives Matter” Is Just Racism in a Fancy Tie
You can dress it up in whatever phrasing helps you sleep at night and pray on Sunday
An Order of Jesus: Hold the Love
Kill your enemies before they kill you
Odd, I was certain it was love
Not Where It Is From
your hope that they lived a happy life,
before you wished them dead,
does not offer them comfort
Presidential Death Threats
The president retweets
“The only good Democrat is a dead Democrat,”
and it barely registers as news,
Not Skinning the Cat Was Also a Choice
They can cock the hammer,
steady the barrel,
and pull the trigger,
carnage fall where it may
Vegans Are So Annoying
“Why do vegans push their ideas on me? I’m fine if they eat plants, why can’t they be fine if I eat animals?” If you are truly interested in learning the answer, then let’s consider some examples.