Poems and Essays
Ruminations of an Angry Cow
When Escape Only Leads to What You Were Running From
His supposed sanctuary was already filled with the bodies of his bovine brethren,
dismantled and displayed in coolers kept frozen to impede their decay
Love Is a Smoker’s Dingy Yellow Lamp
The remnants of excitement now dimmed
beneath years of toil and disappointments
Land of the Free, Home to the Slave
What so proudly we hailed
to permit it to be taken from you,
at the twilight’s last gleaming
and occupied by the abolitionist,
Fanning the Flames
The flames of global warming light your horizon,
its storms blow ever more forcefully against your windows,
and the water continues to inch towards your doorstep
The Obituary of Checks and Balances
Preceded in death by its beloved spouse, the late Integrity,
and their children, Facts and Evidence
Maybe I’ll Beat Them Less
They aren’t all stomped to oblivion,
sometimes they are humanely beaten,
I’d retort, easing my conscious
One if by Sea, Two if by Airport
Listen, my children, and you shall hear
of the president who couldn’t think very clear,
on the fourth of July, twenty-nineteen:
when rain malfunctioned his teleprompter machine
The Flames of Our Future Let Out a Few Obligatory Puffs
We were warned
by Orwell, Bradbury, and Atwood
Kickball and Brimstone
We line the recess fence, metaphorical lambs
being led to what I hope is only metaphorical slaughter
Bargain Shopping
Listening to you justify killing an animal
because the vegan version costs fifty cents more
The President Who Cried Wolf
A desire to tell the truth still eluded him
despite all the sheep who had suffered under his negligent care
Dogs Are Delicious
Dogs are delicious, don’t judge what I eat!
They’re loaded with protein from their cute heads to their feet
the surprised look on their severed heads was priceless
a highlighted farmer refers to his place as “Chicken Disneyland”
because of the toys he has started to hang for them to play with
Updating Their Slogan
GOP: The party of family values!
Us: You separated asylum seeking children from their families and lost them
Orwell Seems Less Like Fiction Every Passing Day
The swamp is swampier, the debt is, um, debtier,
and Mexico hasn’t paid a fucking dime towards a non-existent wall