An Open Letter to Governor Abbott

re:

"I hate to say this, but there are more people shot every weekend in Chicago than there are in schools in Texas. And we need to realize that people who think that, well maybe if we just implement tougher gun laws, its gonna solve it,"

-Texas Governor Greg Abbott, in a press conference following the tragic school shooting at Robb Elementary in Uvalde.

 

 

Governor Abbott,

since you’re fond of finding numbers

larger than the twenty-one deaths

inside Robb Elementary School,

I thought we could continue the comparison

 

20,000,000

The number of AR-15s

legally circulating in America

 

15,000,000

The amount of money the

National Rifle Association

paid last year to buy politicians

 

4164

The number of gun deaths

in Texas in 2020

Versus 1745 in Illinois

2030

The expected graduation year

of Robb Elementary’s fourth grade class

 

2021

The year you signed

permitless carry into law

 

2016

The year your state required public universities

to allow students to open carry on campus

 

2004

The year the federal assault weapon ban

expired, unreplaced

 

911

The number that one student called

five times, pleading for help,

while nineteen officers remained

just outside her classroom

in the safety of the hallway

 

173

The number of rounds found inside the school,

yet to be fired

 

142

The number of rounds found inside the school

that had already leapt towards victims

 

100

The number of rounds the gunman

immediately fired into

two connected classrooms

 

77

The number of minutes the surviving students

in classrooms 111 and 112 waited

between when the shooter entered the room

and when the police did

 

74

The number, estimated from photos,

of “good guys with a gun”

it takes, after more than an hour,

17 wounded and 21 dead,

to stop a bad guy with a gun

60

The percentage of guns

recovered in Chicago

that were purchased from states

with weaker gun laws

40

The percentage of Uvalde’s city budget

that goes to the police

26

The number of days between

a mass shooting in New Zealand

and their banning of most

semiautomatic weapons

 

25

The age when you are old enough

to rent a car from most rental companies

(because, you know,

those things could kill someone)

 

But what “greater than” lesson

would be complete

without also examining less than?

 

18

The legal age in Texas

when an AR-15 can be purchased

 

10

The number of days since

a white supremacist used

an AR-15 to take ten lives

in a Buffalo grocery store

 

1

The number of mass shootings

needed for the UK to ban

semiautomatic weapons

 

1

The number of U.S. state governors

killed in office in our entire history

(your safety, it seems,

always takes precedence)

 

1

The number of students who

smeared themselves with

a dead friend’s blood

(hoping she, unlike her friend,

might only have to play dead)

 

0

The waiting period in Texas

to buy a firearm

 

0

The number of days after turning eighteen

the killer waited to buy his AR-15

 

0

The number of students left unscathed

 

 

Written May 30, 2022

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