
Poems and an occasional Essay
Ruminations of an Angry Cow
Not Skinning the Cat Was Also a Choice
They can cock the hammer,
steady the barrel,
and pull the trigger,
carnage fall where it may
Vegans Are So Annoying
“Why do vegans push their ideas on me? I’m fine if they eat plants, why can’t they be fine if I eat animals?” If you are truly interested in learning the answer, then let’s consider some examples.
Moo, Translated
But when you hear my moo,
you pay no heed to my voice
You still claim I do not have one
I’ll Take the Cheeseburger With a Side of Deforestation
Photosynthesis in reverse
Turning future oxygen
into current carbon dioxide
Meat Is Essential (If You Don’t Eat Anything Else)
Apart from the three hundred thousand
edible plants in the world…
Looking Away While We Chew
We say that we care -
well, some of us do -
but most of us just
look away while we chew
A Strange Definition of Love
No matter how long my eyes stare at the words that form the entry inside Merriam-Webster,
I fail to see the inclusion of wishing someone dead
A Turkey Is Pardoned, Though the Crime Is Ours
A turkey is pardoned,
though he committed no crime
Catering Table Not Included
The sigh of relief when the credits roll
and we can rest assured that no animals
were harmed in the making of this movie
“Plants Feel Pain” Is a Dumbass Excuse
Plants feel pain,
as we all know
I won’t trim my hedges,
I cry when I mow
Death, Discounted
Rows of bodies,
chopped or ground,
endlessly piled
and conveniently priced
for your selection
Justification
Hypocrisy
is saying you care about them
while simultaneously
paying for their death
Because From My View, It Seems Arbitrary
Which ones do you cage
and make jump through fiery hoops?
Which ones do you cram inside
tiny metal coops?
A Perfect Example of How Little We Care
A spectacle of joy
for the girls and the boys
Flinging chickens
at the County Fair
So Much Happiness It Kills You
With happy castration,
how we frolic away
while elastic bands squeeze our nuts
waiting for eventual decay