No Sweetness in Your Sweetbread

There is no sweetness

in your sweetbread,

kindness was not

on the menu 

 

Truth’s restraining order

already filed by advertising

 

Designed to keep 

us in the dark,

the very way

we keep our victims

 

Happily in compliance,

we draw smiles on the faces

of those whose milk

and babies

we stole

 

So our cartons sell,

so our bellies fill

with the delicious taste

of self-deception

 

The Laughing Cow

brand spreadables

because having your 

babies killed

is hilarious

 

Our cruelty now

self-certified

as humane

 

The feel-good labels,

like your Oscar Mayer,

are nothing but

baloney

Shepherd’s Pie,

the way a good shepherd

tends their flock

as they lead them

to slaughter

 

Pretending we care

Pretending party franks

were a party 

for those

slowly simmering

 

Dogs in a sweater,

Pigs in a poncho

or cozily snuggled in a blanket,

 

Because isn’t their death cute

when you dip it

in mustard

A side of hushpuppies,

like we didn't make

all the animals

hush


Chicken a la King,

if the king in question

were Louis the Sixteenth,

head rolling, like theirs

onto the ground

 

Happy Family,

as the animals gather

to celebrate their 

glorious reunion

in brown sauce

 

Triple Delight

sounds better

than Triple Murder

 

Bangers may sound fun, 

but they are all

Blood Sausages

 

Any Moons over 

your Hammy went dark

long ago

 

Sunny side up,

because the side

facing down is where

the blood drips

 

Chicken breasts,

chicken wings,

conveniently missing

the s apostrophe,

so we can deny they had

previous ownership

 

Dropping by the billions

to the daggers of 

our callous disregard

 

After all,

we still pride 

ourselves in killing

the maximum number of birds

 

with the minimum stones

Written November 25, 2020

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