Artificial Oppression Obsession
A black stormtrooper
has got me all stressed
Somebody help me,
I’m being oppressed!
On the card in the mail,
“Happy Holidays” was expressed
I can’t believe it,
I’m being oppressed!
I heard someone speak Spanish
and now I’m depressed
When will it stop?!
I’m being oppressed!
Wearing a mask
makes me distressed
Fucking Costco
has me oppressed!
I fix women’s words
when they’re a little messed
Mansplaining, they called it
I’m being oppressed!
I ask for naked pics
when I friend request
They dare to block me,
I’m being oppressed!
They shout “me too”
when I molest
Like that’s even fair?!
I’m being oppressed!
Twenty-six rifles
strapped across my chest
A background check?!
I’m being oppressed!
Forced to bake a cake for a couple
I didn’t want to be blessed
Oh, how I suffer!
I’m being oppressed!
For Straight Pride Parade,
I got all dressed
Nobody came,
I’m being oppressed!
The confederate flag,
my heritage professed,
banned at NASCAR?!
I’m being oppressed!
I only watch Fox News,
they’re just the best,
and they all agree
I’m being oppressed!
For White History Month
I continue to press
but they refuse,
I’m being oppressed!
I said hi to a black man
at our church as a guest
so I can’t be racist,
I’m being oppressed!
I shout “all lives matter”
at your dumb protest,
I’m the one
who’s being oppressed!
Written June 15, 2020